July 1st, 2020

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 3 July 2020

The one where it's revealed that Fiona works at a pool hall.

(Original Publlication Date, 5 July 1991)

Panel 1: We have arrived at Fiona's new place of employment and it's blowing the Pattersons' minds. A mortified looking Elly asks "That's it? That's the place Fiona is working?" while John says that it must be because it's the right address.

Panel 2: Since Mike yells "OH, WOW!!!" in delight and a confused Elly says that Fiona said it was a quaint restaurant on a picturesque street, we're probably being set up to see some sort of cheesy dive.

Panel 3: When we find that we're at Parkside Lunch and Billiards, John says "It is."

Summary: We not only get to say goodbye to Best Character Ever, we also set up a "John and Elly are manipulative and stubborn jerk parentsknow best" thing.