March 14th, 2020

Snarky Candiru2

Monday, 16 March 2020

The new-run whose sole purpose is to pad things out so that April is born in such a manner that Mike can spend the rest of his life saying "April fooled all of us."

(Original Publication Date, 16 March 2020)

Panel 1: We start things off with what 2020 Lynn thinks 1991 Mike looked like scraping bacon grease on a page of completed homework.

Panel 2: Reboot!Mike then tells Almost!Farley to check out the piece of paper because it smells like bacon.

Panel 3: Having formed it into a paper airplane that he just threw down the hall, he then tells Not Quite Farley to GO GET IT!!!

Panel 4: 2020 Farley eats the paper that will make him sick with the same aggression Elly had when John was taunting her with pie.

Panel 5: We then get an answer to a question no one asked when 2020!Mike tells what Lynn thinks 1991 Liz looked like that a dog WILL eat your homework after all. This leaves us expecting that Liz will get detention for telling Mr Warren that her older brother scraped bacon grease on her math homework.

Summary: It would have been a damned sight better if we'd had something about the weather forecast or a flashback that had April ask "Why do you make that 'I fooled all of you' crack?"; this is because Farley is tormented for no more reason than Lynn thought that a strip that didn't need an answer to it deserved one.