December 10th, 2018

Snarky Candiru2

Wednesday, 12 December 2018

We switch plot threads so that Liz can absorb Mike's guano about how he has to waste an hour in the can getting ready for school.

Panel 1: We begin this zits and vacuuming fest with Liz standing outside the bathroom door telling Mike she wants to come in there only to be told that she'll hafta wait.

Panel 2: When she unhinges her jaw so as to ask what's taking so darned long, Aaron is castigated for spending TOO LONG on his own hair by having Mike explain that's what he's doing.

Panel 3: Liz channels Lynn by telling him that it shouldn't take a whole hour.

Panel 4: She then spouts parent-speak by asking him if he's blow-drying them one at a time.

Summary: It doesn't get any better, folks. It's four days of Lynn caterwauling in rage because her kids did to her what she did to her own mother.