July 5th, 2018

Snarky Candiru2

Saturday, 7 July 2018

We end the week with Toddler Lizzie thinking that she can get away with 'accidentally' beaning Mike with a toy hammer because she's cute.

(Strip Number 1621, Original Publication Date, 8 July 1989)

Panel 1: We continue on with the "Mike supervises Lizzie" thing as we watch him watch her bang pegs into a pegboard with a toy mallet. The first such peg is the farthest away from Mike's head. This becomes important.

Panel 2: She hammers in the second farthest.

Panel 3: Next, she hammers in the third-farthest.

Panel 4: As she makes it look as if she's going accidentally-on-purpose hammer him in the head, he tells her "Don't even think about it."

Summary: This is yet another example of the dolt artist's harmful and lame-brained belief that children under two years of age have an agenda and it's "EAT MOMMY'S SENSE OF SELF-WORTH!!!"