December 24th, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

Boxing Day 2017

John and Elly get all pissy and junk because they can't handle the fact that they can't commandeer Laura's room and expect to bar her from using it.

(Strip Number 5068, Original Publication Date, 27 December 1988)

Panel 1: As John and Elly try to sleep in on Boxing Day morning, their zombie-like slumber is interrupted by Laura who wants to get some Barbie dolls out of her room. This is probably because some idjit forgot to tell her to pack her stuff into the sewing nook so as to not disturb their guests, DANNY!!!

Panel 2: Danny's idiocy reasserts itself when she gets in the way of their sleeping off hangovers because her feet are cold and she needs her slippers.

Panel 3: A few minutes later, she's evil because she needs to get dressed for the day and wants to turn on her bedroom light.

Panel 4: We next find Rage-Faced John and Elly glowering at Bev who points out that they're up early again before asking why they don't ever sleep in.

Summary: The stupid conclusion John and Elly come to because Idiot Uncle Thanos didn't have the foresight to put his kid's belongings with her is that if a child's interests and an adult's collide, the kid has to take it up the arse. Thanks for making the Housening worse, you jerk.