August 6th, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

Canadian Civic Holiday 2017

Mike is shown that life is not like an exploitation movie designed to pander to slavering perverts when the people who run the joint bust him for being an idiot.

(Strip Number 1329, Original Publication Date, 6 August 1988)

Panel 1: Bob asks the male rump sticking out of the girls' shower hut who it's attached to and where it belongs. Mike states that he's Patterson, Senior 'B'.

Panel 2: Bob reminds Patterson, M. that there IS a penalty involved for wedging his head in the girls' shower like a dough-head. Mike grudgingly admits this.

Panel 3: When he tells Mike that he's gotta report to KP at 7 for the next few days, Bob says that he expects his full cooperation.

Panel 4: We switch to the inside of the stall where a woman I'll call Harriet has her foot on Mike's head like she's posing with the world's dumbest trophy so that he can say "No problem."

Summary: If he thinks a few days of doing chores for being an idiot while 'friends' that bullshit the bosses into believing their innocence get away scot free is bad, wait until one of them grasses on him to Mommy to punish him for being stupid. Elly sent him there to be made suddenly wonderful by exposure to trees and wild animals and will be angered by his being the same meathead she started out with.