May 25th, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 26 May 2017: Kung Fu Pander.

Lynn trolls shamelessly for praise by having Lizzie spew treacle about how now, they have their own angel.

(Strip Number 4972, Original Publication Date, 26 May 1988

Panel 1: Late at night, we find Mike and Lizzie unable to sleep as neither of them have ever known anyone who's died before.

Panel 2: Michael starts to break down in tears because he cannot believe that someone as nice as Mrs Baird has died and is gone forever.

Panel 3: Before we have a chance to ask if it would be okay if a jerk like Brad died, Lizzie tells Mike not to cry.

Panel 4: This is because now, they have their very own angel!

Summary: As we're about to be reminded, Lizzie comes by her Saturday morning cartoon version of theology honestly. Not only is she the victim of elders who try to "protect her innocence" by feeding her bullshit about angels who paint leaves, her mother is an idiot who makes every damned thing a miracle.