May 5th, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Part Two of the micro-arc has Lizzie infuriate Mike by actively making light of his desperate fear that he's going to be a dumb little kid forever.

(Strip Number 1289, Original Publication Date, 6 May 1988)

Panel 1: We find ourselves watching Lizzie grin as she opens the bathroom door.

Panel 2: She terrifies Mike by yelling "AH-HAH!!! I CAUGHT YA!!!"

Panel 3: She then mortifies him by yelling that he's checking for armpit hairs like no seven year old girl ever. (Note: Those of you who notice that he's covering his chest like a girl caught topless have just found out what inspired this sequence.)

Panel 4: She continues to laugh because he's running down the hallway in his shorts yelling that he's going to kill her.

Summary: This would probably occasion Elly swooping down and laying down the law. This also would occasion evil hating snarker troll fungus people saying that this is probably something Alan did to Lindy really.