April 10th, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 11 April 2017

We resume the Dirk Dagger villain edit with a strip that hammers home the 'fact' that Molly's current One And Only True Love Forever is a boy of dubious merit and thus not worth destroying her life for.

(Strip Number 4952, Original Date, 11 April 1988)

Panel 1: As Gordon watches Molly hang out with Dirk, he asks Mike and Lawrence if Molly met the weird-lookin' dude she's hangin'out with at th'morgue.

Panel 2: Lawrence explains that she met him at a concert because he's the leader of a group "cleverly" called the Emetix because heavy metal music makes Lynn wanna barf up her beer and snacks.

Panel 3: Gordon says "No fooling'!" before asking if he's some kind of star.

Panel 4: Mike rolls his eyes when Lawrence says that his only claim to fame is mooning an audience in Oakville.

Summary: Should there be notes, we're probably going to endure an "I was a teen-aged Lindy" thing that has her talk about her own misguided crush on the paperboy.