November 12th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Sunday, 13 November 2016

In today's strip, a despondent Lizzie comes to the conclusion that she should get John to help her clean her room.

(Strip Number 7251, Original Publication Date, 15 November 1987)

Panel 1: We start things off with Elly in her traditional nose-in-the-air, eyes-shut-tight, back-turned-to-her-child posture of reminding her children that she can't bear the sight of them if they disappoint her even in the slightest as she tells Lizzie once again that she cannot go out until her room is completely cleaned up.

Panel 2: Lizzie asks Elly to define 'completely'.

Panel 3: Having been reminded that 'completely' means 'until outsiders can be reassured that children have never sullied Elly's nice clean house', Lizzie slumps on her bed and thought-bubbles 'No fair.'

Panel 4: She doesn't want to clean that whole mess up by herself because she's been raised to think that housework is the worst thing ever by someone bad at it.

Panel 5: Like said idiot mother, Lizzie wishes that there were magic words she could use to make someone help her.

Panel 6: Suddenly, she remembers said magic words.

Panel 7: She leaves the room to use the magic words.

Panel 8: We find her asking John if he'll help her clean her room.

Summary: Since John fears Elly's irrational rages, he's going to use the counterspell "No dice, kiddo." Also, no one will ever mention the connection between Elly wailing about how haaaaaard housework is and the kids' reluctance to do something that their mother says is painful and bad.
Snarky Candiru2

What Lynn's missing: My experiences at a Remembrance Day ceremony.

It seems sadly obvious from Lynn's strips as regards Remembrance Day that not only does she go out of her way to not think about what her mother did because she needs to focus on her father, she also behaves as if our military only existed for the duration only to be disbanded after the war. The service of those in Korea, as peacekeepers and in Afghanistan seems to mean little to her because they couldn't have known her daddy so they weren't important. This is why we only have World War Two vets at the ceremonies she depicted and it's why she talks about how they're all dying off on us and nothing's replacing them and how sad that will all be. It also tells us that she hasn't attended or watched a ceremony in years. To correct this, I'm going to tell you about the one I attended yesterday.

Now, to make things clear, I'm going to have to remind you that I happen to share an apartment with my 42 year old niece Carrie. Don't ask me how or why that happened, it just did. What happened yesterday is what always happens. We leave the apartment to where they're holding the ceremony: a schoolyard close to the Legion Hall conducting it. There used to be a branch of the Royal Canadian Legion a couple of blocks away but, well, Lynn is right about the declining membership. In any event, we always manage to get there to bear witness to a sort of religious service and military parade in front of a cenotaph placed on school grounds for the purpose. As things begin, we have said parade which consists of veterans, members of the Army and Sea Cadets, Boy Scouts and girl guides march in formation to a pipe band to pay their respects to fallen comrades.

At 10:55 in the morning, the Legionnaire who's master of ceremonies introduces the clergymen who'll be giving the calls to worship and the Memorial Cross (it used to be Silver Cross) mother who'll be laying one of the official wreathes. The first such call is followed by the national anthem. After a prayer of invocation by another clergymen, the Last Post is played. This is followed by two minutes of silence, followed by a lament (Amazing Grace on the pipes) and Reveille. One is expected to keep silent from the Last Post to Reveille. A third clergyman gives a prayer of remembrance followed by an Act of Remembrance (a stanza from In Flanders' Fields) by the leading cleric and we're led into Abide With Me by a member of the Ladies' Auxiliary (which is what Marian and Ursula belonged to). After this, they lay official wreaths by the cenotaph. These are laid by representatives of the federal, provincial and municipal governments and other such groups. Next, there's a benediction by a priest and a laying of public wreathes by people wishing to memorialize family members who didn't make it home from the war. This is followed by the Royal Anthem, a march past and the people attending retiring the poppies we pin to our jackets and such at the cenotaph. This is followed by a reception at the Legion Hall that lasts for an hour or so and that's about it.