November 6th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Monday, 7 November 2016

Gordon tells Mike to not worry so much because no one has noticed or will notice his complexion. This leads to Lynn wailing because boys hate mother and love and cleanliness and why is her life so haaaaaaard?!

(Strip Number 1223, Original Publication Date, 9 November 1987)

Panel 1: Now that they're at school, Gordon tells Mike that no one's noticed that his face is green and that he doesn't look like a fungus or nothin'.

Panel 2: Mike doesn't care. He just wants Gordo to cover him until he gets to the can.

Panel 3: We find them at the sink in the gents' room as Mike asks Gordon if the hand soap will clean off the green dye. Gordon says that it could happen.

Panel 4: After all, he actually saw someone wash his face with the stuff once.

Summary: If there are notes, we're going to be dealing with Lynn talking about boys and dirt and exasperation and daggers stabbed into hearts and never letting Aaron live down any God-damned thing.