September 28th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Thursday, 29 September 2016

Mike's idle curiosity about whether dogs can talk leads to a third-hand distillation of what Beth told Lynn and a gross sight gag at Mike's expense.

(Strip Number 4869, Original Publication Date, 1 October 1987)

Panel 1: When Mike asks John if dogs could talk, John says that since they don't have the right muscles, he doesn't think so.

Panel 2: You see, your tongue has to be able to curl and bunch up to able to form words.

Panel 3: Mike asks John what kind of tongue Farley has.

Panel 4: When Farley angers and disgusts him by licking his face, John says "That kind."

Summary: If this had gone on, Mike would be yelling "AUGGH!! AUGGGH!!! I've been kissed by a dog!!" and ask for iodine and disinfectant because dogs are filthy things everyone hates.