August 2nd, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Prepare for a whiny note about how people should get together and agree to speak English because the alternative is not having John's explanation of his mysterious absence lead to semi-moronic wordplay that makes him look dimmer than he actually is.

(Strip Number 4840, Original Publication Date, 5 August 1987)

Panel 1: Having finally arrived at the chapel, we find John being asked by an anxious Mike why he waited until the last second to show up for Phil's wedding.

Panel 2: He tells him 'a trash bin' before asking where Elly and her parents are sitting.

Panel 3: Since John's aroma would offend BO Plenty, Mike gags and mutters "PEW."

Panel 4: Since John's an idiot, he asks which one.

Summary: Since Lynn is an infant, we can expect a whiny Lynnsight about how she just can't help acting as if it's the job of everyone else on Earth to learn English because Jesus spoke it.