July 14th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 15 July 2016

Darryl and the others blame Mike for Molly's refusal to make a spectacle of herself for them because the tree is in his backyard. They should be blaming him for the grounding and-or beatings they're going to get on him too.

(Strip Number 1175, Original Publication Date, 17 July 1987)

Panel 1: As they watch what can only be Molly reacting angrily to the realization that the scruffy little punk next door is spying on her, Gordon tells Team Voyeur that it's truly an incredible night.

Panel 2: Hormone Attacker Gordon reacts angrily to the fact that Molly has drawn the stoopid curtains when he wanted to ogle her.

Panel 3: As they glare at him because their show was called on account of cluing in, Mike asks them why they're angry with him about something (said something being called "Molly's angry reaction to the fact that the malicious little perv next door has gotten his hoodlum friends to join him in treating her like a side of beef") that isn't his fault.

Panel 4: Darryl says that it's his fault because it's his tree.

Summary: Yes, Darryl, it's Mike's tree...but it's your eyes and your throbbing impulses and your belief that women are objects that'll get you, Brian and Gordon as hip deep in guano as the idiot you're pissed at.