May 11th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Thursday, 12 May 2016

The song they're playing in the background seems to call to clueless dipshit John's mind having his ass getting dumped for stupidly taking a Patsy O'Connor for granted like a damned fool.

(Strip Number 1153, Original Publication Date, 14 May 1987)

Panel 1: As Del Shannon's "Runaway" plays in the background, Elly is dancing away but John has gone into stasis lock.

Panel 2: Having noticed that he's not moving along, she tries to get him to move.

Panel 3: She then asks him what's the matter.

Panel 4: What's the matter is that he still doesn't know why a Patsy O'Connor dumped him in the tenth grade.

Summary: Yeah. This is productive. Brooding over crap from high school for twenty years. Wanna sit on Les Moore's porch swing and eat terrible Ahia pizza there, Johnny Jump-up? Gonna put the cheesy Starbuck Jones serial from the fifties on your Netflix list?