January 9th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

Sunday, 10 January 2016

Today's strip seems to revolve around castigating Aaron for not knowing what a clothes hanger is and why it and not an article of furniture or a doorknob should be used to hang up clothing.

(Strip Number 7234, Original Publication Date, 11 January 1987)

Panel 1: As he and Elly survey his room, Michael says that it looks different for some reason.

Panel 2: Elly tells him that the reason is that she tidied it.

Panel 3: He notices that something's missing out of his room: his exercise bike.

Panel 4: She explains that she sold it.

Panel 5: He does that stupid, STUPID palms-outward thing when he asks her why.

Panel 6: She said that he never used it and it was simply taking up space.

Panel 7: He says that he used it every day.

Panel 8: After she leaves, he stands there trying to think.

Panel 9: He then asks where he's supposed to hang up his clothes.

Summary: Since he's an idiot who acts like a damned farmer, the answer that comes to mind ain't going to be "in a closet like a human being." The Lynnsight will go into depth about how irritating it is that it took Aaron forty years to twig to that.