December 8th, 2015

Royally Peeved Candiru

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Lizzie finds something to do to distract herself when waiting for Elly. Said something is being an infernal nuisance and braiding men's ties out of chaos and not boredom so that the clerk can shout like some sort of crazy idiot because he's been mildly inconvenienced by a child given nothing to do by an idiot mother who thinks that store clerks are babysitters.

(Strip Number 4727, Original Publication Date, 10 December 1986)

Panel 1: We find Elly and Lizzie at a men's wear store. As she pays for her purchases, Elly praises Lizzie for being such a nice, quiet girl while she was buying John's things.

Panel 2: Lizzie boasts that she fooled Elly who thought she'd be bored by finding something to do.

Panel 3: We go back to the store to have the manager ask where that [REDACTED] kid is because she braided all the ties.

Summary: It would make a damned sight more sense for the man to go after the irresponsible idiot MOTHER who raised Lizzie to not have respect for other people's rights or property. Perhaps watching Elly get herself shrieked at for assuming he's running a day care centre might kick-start Lizardbreath's brain.