July 26th, 2015

Snarky Candiru2

Monday, 27 July 2015

We begin the first day of John and Phil's exile on Get Off My Property Island with John being so unused to hardship that he seems to be seconds away from clubbing Phil over the head and eating him.

(Strip Number 4657, Original Publication Date, 28 July 1986)

Panel 1: As Phil puts his trousers on, he tells John that it's a good thing he had the safety matches that probably saved their lives. (Insert comment about not paddling into the wind and not swimming for shore like a huge imbecile here.)

Panel 2: He goes on to assure John that their clothing is mostly dry because that's the most important thing in the situation he landed them into.

Pane 3: Also, one must keep one's head and avoid hallucinating.

Panel 4: John says that it may be too late because Phil's socks smell like pastrami.

Summary: Great. If they don't find them soon, this is going to turn into the Donner party. I wonder if the fish they were coming up to catch will magically vanish because Rod is stupid and useless and a hindrance to real men.