February 18th, 2015

Snarky Candiru2

Thursday, 19 February 2015: Mike Patterson, living 1d10t error.

Now that Mike has bombed the big test, we remind ourselves of the second reason why he's such a poor student: he doesn't understand the whole core concept of education in the first place.

(Strip Number 4568, Original Publication Date, 20 February 1986)

Panel 1: Now that he's bombed the holy Hell out of the test, Whiny Imbecile Mike thought-bubbles about how, woo-GOSH!!, that hasta be the hardest test he ever took in his whole entire life.

Panel 2: He bets that he never got halfa those questions right.

Panel 3: He then sighs because of course they're trying to destroy him.

Panel 4: He finishes off by serving as a mouthpiece for Lynn's failure to understand what school is actually for by bellowing "WHY DON'T THEY EVER ASK ME THE STUFF I KNOW?!"

Summary: You just know that the answer "So they can find out what you don't know and teach it to you because that's their job, idiot!" is going to make as much sense to this imbecile as it does his creator.