January 1st, 2015

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 2 January 2015: John Patterson Must Die For Corrupting Michael.

Lawrence's talking to Mike about a long heart-to-heart their moms had leads to Michael repeating back a demeaning comment his arsebucket dad made that reminds us that John thinks women waste their lives talking about nothing. Coming from a Great Wiped-Out North take on Cliff Clavin, that is frickin'RICH!!!

(Strip Number 1000, Original Publication Date, 2 January 1986)

Panel 1: As they get dressed for the day, Mike tells Lawrence that it's ever neat that he got to stay over last night.

Panel 2: Lawrence sets up the joke by telling Mike that his grandmother said that their moms spent all night talking.

Panel 3: When Lawrence asks Mike if that actually happened, Michael says that he can believe that.

Panel 4: He then tells Lawrence that his dad calls his mom "Jaws."

Summary: Again with the blathering about pointless hen talk, eh, Captain Caveman? Red Green would have words with you....words like "You have nothing to say: STOP TALKING!!"