(Strip Number 853, Original Publication Date, 13 May 1985)
Panel 1: We find ourselves at school today watching Mike standing next to his locker smiling as he manages to gross out his friends with the contents of a paper bag.
Panel 2: Lawrence asks him if he's maybe got a science experiment in there or somethin'.
Panel 3: Mike beams as he says that he's close.
Panel 4: He then leaves Lawrence gobsmacked by telling him that it's a cheese sandwich that's been in his locker since before Christmas holiday.
Summary: Panel Five should have had Malory Archer show up and say "And THIS is how we get ants." Anyhow, a lot of us have forgotten stuff in lockers owing to inattention, carelessness and forgetfulness. Few of us are proud of it.