April 21st, 2014

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

We continue on with the EVIL children evilly refusing to see that they have to clean up because children love filth and chaos and always reject all the love in the great big heart of the poor mother they're too horrible to appreciate.

(Strip Number 4494, Original Publication Date, 23 April 1985)

Panel 1: Elly tells the kids to look at their filthy hands and be ashamed of covering themselves in filth.

Panel 2: She then tells them to march to the bathroom NOW.

Panel 3: Having done so, they stand there trying to figure out what to do next.

Panel 4: Since Lizzie seems to have been born without much common sense (or since she was allowed to fall down stairs while her mother whined piteously about the attention her selfish children demanded and turned her brains into guacamole), she asks Mommy if she wants them to wash them.

Summary: Once again, we have Lizzie's being a stupid child who can't understand what Mommy is screaming about this time presented in the worst possible light. It's not that Lizzie can't read minds or pick up on things because she drank paint thinner, it's that she evilly, selfishly and criminally DEMANDS that Elly have NO TIME TO HERSELF!!!!!!!!!