January 27th, 2014

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Clueless idiot Mike stupidly antagonizes a woman who confuses being a witless imbecile who needs a spotter to breathe with deliberately trying to destroy her.

(Strip Number 793, Original Publication Date, 29 January 1985)

Panel 1: As our story continues, we find an enraged Elly loudly asking whose filthy, wet boots were simply left on the hall floor.

Panel 2: Michael says they are his; she then tells him that she already knew that.

Panel 3: Since the blank-eyed clod doesn't realize that he's about to get either the "put things where they belong" speech or the "I wasn't put on this Earth to slave after YOU, mister!!" speech, he asks her why she asked him about whose boots they were if she knew in the first place.

Panel 4: She marches him along to his room to make him think about what he's done and ceases to wonder what causes aging.

Summary: Hey, Elly. Remember when Marian told you that one day, you'd have to deal with children just like you? It's come to pass because Mike is also a clueless twit with a goldfish's memory.