November 27th, 2013

Snarky Candiru2

Thursday, 28 November 2013

In today's strip, Lynn puts her judgmental words in Michael's mouth when she has him talk about how fat women should be hidden away from public view lest their manifest lack of moral fibre revolt the strong and able.

(Strip Number 4454, Original Publication Date, 29 November 1984)

Panel 1: Now that Elly's home, she has to endure her disrespectful little snot of a son talk about how gross and disgusting it is that she was dancing to thriller.

Panel 2: Lynn continues to pander to the "Fat women should be executed for sloth" squadron by having him be repulsed by all the tubby old ladies dancing to Thriller.

Panel 3: When the older, bigger, dumber, meaner kid John barges into the room, he too asks how dancersize class went.

Panel 4: Realizing that she's in for more wise-assery, she tells him not to ask.

Summary: If you think this is bad, wait until tomorrow when we learn that despite being repulsed by Elly's horrible bulk and the sloth that caused it, John is not permitted to say anything about it.