November 14th, 2013

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 15 November 2013

In today's strip, Lizzie takes pride in ratting Mike out for feeding Farley people food.

(Strip Number 4451, Original Publication Date, 16 November 1984)

Panel 1: Having caught Michael feeding Farley a hot dog he was told not to feed him, Lizzie asks him what he's doing and Mike witlessly tells her.

Panel 2: The reason that he's stupid to have done so is that he's dumb enough to not realize that Lizzie is going to yell to MOOOOOOOOOOOM'bout how she'd tolded him not t'feed Farley people food an'Mike gived him some.

Panel 3: Since there's nothing on Earth Mike hates more than not getting away with being an asshole, he angrily calls Lizzie a dirty, no-good ratfink.

Panel 4: Anger is replaced by blank-eyed confusion when told by Lizzie that she's just doing her job.

Summary: We can probably expect an episode of the Little Lynnie Show in which Alan was gross-buckets and wrong to tell on her for being a horrible child.