July 30th, 2012

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

In today's strip, we have to contend with the annoying fact that Arnold Ulfang thinks that women have nothing to contribute aside from feeding his worthless ass. Given that that he predicates his hatefulness on the assumption that since a woman cannot scratch her arse and grunt "Yup" or "Nope" about non-issues, she has nothing to add to society, I'd like to hear evidence against neutering him and sticking him into a zoo with the other animals. 

(Strip Number 4353, Original Publication Date, 2 August 1983)

Panel 1: Bev points Arnold out to Elly and says that she would introduce her to him but he doesn't talk to women much.

Panel 2: She goes on to state that he believes that women belong in the kitchen since they're not smart enough to engage in conversation.

Panel 3: And what, my friends, is the subject too complicated for women to get a handle on, you might ask? Why, it's "Yup, sure looks like rain, alright, yup, yup."

Summary: Arnold, it would seem, is the miracle Lynn loves to talk about so much. This is because we've finally found something more contemptible and less marriageable that Assthony. Also stupider owing to his reminding me of one of the twits who stood around watching Death-seeking Danny kill himself.