January 20th, 2012

Snarky Candiru2

Saturday, 21 January 2012

In today's strip, Elly tells Mike that he shouldn't make anatomically correct snowmen. Watch the Lynnsight be about what Lynn thinks is the comic strip about the little boy and his two pets.

(Strip Number 365, Original Publication Date, 22 January 1983)

Panel 1: We start things of with a freaked-out Elly dragging Mike behind her as she gallops down the street; she tells him that she doesn't care what he saw at the art gallery.

Panel 2: As she marches down the road to apologize to everyone for her son's being an evil child who is evil because children are evil and yearn to destroy their mothers because they're evil, she tells him that from now on, he has to make his snowmen with their clothes on.

Summary: Since Elly is being nailed to her cross by her evil children, Aaron is going to get a sweet one right between the uprights just so Lynn can remind us that she doesn't understand or like children. Also, we're going to be reminded that she doesn't understand what's going on in Calvin and Hobbes because she has the imagination of a brick.