July 18th, 2011

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Today's strip shows us exactly how it is that Connie allegedly messed up Phil's head; simply put, she didn't do what she was supposed to and drop everything the minute he appeared on the scene.

(Strip Number 4201, Original Publication Date, 20 July 1982)

Panel 1: We start things off with Elly reminding Phil that he only met Connie last year and only wrote her a few times.

Panel 2: He can't possibly expect her to drop everything and rush into a relationship with someone she doesn't really know.

Panel 3: He's not asking her to drop everything, however.

Panel 4: All she needs to do is cut Ted out of her life entirely and he'll be happy.

Summary: Given that the next time that the issue is addressed, Connie becomes crazy, stupid and evil for not wanting to think only of him, to make a whiny, needy, immature choad with entitlement oozing out of his pores like sap the Sun about which her life rotates, it's not hard to see why Mike turns into a whiny little bitch himself: it's genetic. Simply put, the Richards DNA is as encoded for vanity as the Patterson genome is for being a clueless dipshit who's always 'right'.