June 3rd, 2009

Snarky Candiru2

Thursday, 4 June 2009

As you know, Lawrence is probably outside the Pattermanse en route to his own house; the prospect of a small child walking down the block in the middle of the night for any reason scares the bejaysus outta me so I can't understand why Lynn thinks this is funny and cute. I also can't understand why she sees no problem with Elly not noticing his absence.

Furthermore, I can't see why she thinks it's okay to do this if the kids involved use the buddy system.

Panel 1: We start off with Mike and Lawrence on the staircase. Mike whispers that he's coming with Lawrence; Lawrence says okay but he'd better hurry up.

Panel 2: As they walk down the block to where they cross the street and unnerve the holy living shit out of dreadedcandiru2, Mike asks Lawrence how they're getting in; Lawrence adds to my discomfort by mentioning the burglar's best friend, the key under the welcome mat.

Panel 3: Mike angrily whispers his disbelief that they had to go all that way just so he could take a dump. Rather than stand on a table and talk about the horrors of Shy Bladder Syndrome, Lawrence tells him to be quiet.

Panel 4: Having dropped his load, Lawrence tells Mike they should go back to the Pattersmanse; Mike says he can't.

Panel 5: He has to use the facilities, you see.

Summary: This leaves me with the expectation that Mike will be discovered and thus touch off a huge row; good thing too because he's locked himself out of his house. At least I hope he has.
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