September 22nd, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

It seems like we're in for a week of sibling rivalry, new-run style. About the only advantage is that it probably won't be as violent as the first time. Other than that, well........

Actually, it's "Spotlight on NeoLizic" week.

Panel 1: We start things off today with RetJohn trying to feed her. RevElly asks how she's doing to which he replies "I dunno; not much is going in."

Panel 2: RevElly tells him to let her feed herself. Her optimistic belief that if she's given the bowl and spoon and all will be well is belied by her knocking the spoon aside with a hearty "GLAH!"

Panel 3: As RetJohn sets the bowl down, NeoLizic yells "YA-GAH!!" and waves her hands in the air.

Panel 4: As she happily yells "GAH-GAH-GAH!!", she gets porridge all over herself.

Panel 5: As he takes her away to clean her off, RetJohn thought-bubbles that his daughter must get all her nutrition through osmosis.

Summary: After this week, Fauxley will come and we'll be free of these inferior copies of Classic material. Her plan to bore us into submission is at most ten days away from failing.