September 20th, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Well, here we are that the beginning of the fourth week of the new-runs. So far, we've established that MikeClone wants a dog, RetConnie has no social life, AnneAchronism envies her her 'freedom' and RevElly loves to lord it over everyone else. We're also about to be shown that RetJohn is an idiot.

Panel 1: We start off with NeoLizic soiling herself as indicated by Lynn's beloved stink lines.

Panel 2: RevElly hands her to RetJohn with her business end pointed at his face.

Panel 3: Instead of maybe holding her so that he isn't nose to rump with her, he instead holds her at arm's length. Moron.

Panel 4: He then removes the soiled overalls she was wearing. What IS it with these idiots and overalls?

Panel 5: Next, comes the diaper. We get it, Four-eyes. Shit stinks. Don't make that face or it might freeze that way.

Panel 6: He cleans his daughter's soiled areas.

Panel 7: And puts on a fresh diaper.

Panel 8: He then hands her off to RevElly.

Panel 9: As she walks away from his silhouette, she says that it's odd that people find changing other people's babies a hardship....

Panel 10: ...while at the same time changing their own is no trouble at all. His reaction: he's damned near gobsmacked.

Summary: RetJohn. Stupid. Useless. Film. 11.
Snarky Candiru2

The naming of the Neo-Foobs......

As you may have noticed, I've taken the idea aprilp_katje had of referring to the characters in the new-runs and run with it. To supplement her Retconnie and RevisedElly (RevElly for short), I've added RetJohn, NeoLizic and MikeClone. I'd like your suggestions for a nickname for some of the other characters because I'm not satisfied with the Someone Prime, Whatsisface2 or NeoX I've been using.