June 21st, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Sunday, 22 June 2008

It's a modern day strip that has John doing something that will make us glad to see next week's flashbacks. We see eight panels of his face surrounded by sound effects that imply that he's either having or just had an orgasm. In panel 9, we switch to to a head shot of April as she yells "DAD!!" and in the payoff, we pull away to see where it is he was getting off: in a massage chair in a furniture store. She's whining about how embarrassed he made her. Screw that, Picky Face!! He just made a lot of people violently ill.

Summary: You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

ETA: The banner has reverted to celebrating the fact that it's Senior's month in Canada.

The Liz Patterson Story

Hi there, new poster/old reader here. I'm writing a paper on the psychopathology of Liz (the whining, the lack of personal responsibility, etc.) and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions or archive links that go past 2003. I remember a few years back someone posted archive links but I can't find those anymore. Regarding Lizard, I know pretty much everything there is to know about her from the past six years along with her toddler years and a few side stories (the Eric saga comes to mind). Does anyone remember Liz from high school? Or from when April was born?