June 20th, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Here we are at the end of another week's preparation for the Settlepocalypse. I'd like to think that Elly won't stand around moaning about how unfair it is that people offer her ways to minimize the things that trouble her but I know better.

Well, she's moaning about something: young Michael. That means next week is a damned flashback!!

Panel 1: A very ugly (and getting uglier by the panel) Connie asks Elly flat out if she wants to be a parent again? Elly says "No" because she doesn't have the energy.

Panel 2: She used to be able to chase children all day, you see. Michael, to be specific. He was as trying to raise as she herself was.

Panel 3: She then says that even though he was a world class PITA, she loved him and that he made her what she is now. Connie asks "Proud? Confident?"

Panel 4: Elly responds "TIRED!!" Meanwhile, Connie has just mutated into something really hideous.

Summary: We're about to waste a week proving that Elly had no sense of humor and blew up over piddly-crap. Cameras will be said to be in houses.