May 13th, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

I'm opening up this thread for the Wednesday strip in the expectation that Warren will ask her when she's marrying Anthony. This will, of course, force her to make up a date on the spot. I've got my fingers crossed because I'm hoping that she'll choose a date that's least convenient for April. Why? So I can have nasty fun picking apart all the posts on CT that tell the Martian to deal along with the ones that whine about evil Therese making trouble for the Sappy Couple.

Panel 1: Continuing on from "It never really began", Liz says that while they had their share of laughs, their relationship never really gelled. Warren relcuantly confirms that statement.

Panel 2: She goes on to say he was too much of a nomad (to use John's description of him) to make anything work. He agress to that too.

Panel 3: She, not knowing of his job offer to fly a chopper in a war zone, says that he too can find a nice girl and have a nice, tidy suburban life noew that he's decided to stay in one place. He says that sounds nice....

Panel 4: ...but would really tie him down. This is to prepare us all for the shock of finding out that he cannot attend the wedding because he's flying aid into Darfur.

Hypothesis: Now that Warren has seemingly taken his final bow, it's obvious that Lynn planned all along to make Therese the heavy. I, like howtheduck, look forward to cardboard villainy and ridiculous dialogue from a Franco-Ontarian cartoon monster.