March 25th, 2008

Disgusted Candiru

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Let's see how revolting Day 2 of the Flap-and-Honk-a-thon is. Extremely revolting because JSTF is invovled.

Panel 1: We start off with Train Man stating that he thought Liz made a great choice. That's because he's as stupid as a sack of hair and has no morals. A smart, decent man wouldn't want his daughter to have anything to do with someone like Awfulny. It's like Kortney all over again because the whole cast has embraced the lying sack of shit.

Panel 2: Elly starts in about how she'll stand there blubbering like at Mike's sham wedding.

Panel 3: She then goes on to deliver a trite homily about how the decision to get married is more important than the ceremony. I guess she has no idea how things went down then. (Oh, wait. Their proposal was probably just as romantic.)

Panel 4: As April passes by, she says watching it happen fills her with a sense of achievement despite not actually having done anything. John seems to echo agreement.

Panel 5: But his stupid, sentiment-free answer (Two down, one to go) proves he wasn't really listening. It's all about the mechanical process of getting them hitched for him. Morality means nothing to him because he cannot think about anything beyond his own convenience.

Hypothesis: Given how horribly they treat themselves, they won't be alive long enough to mess up April's life like they did with Elizabeth.