February 27th, 2008

Snarky Candiru2

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Im today's installment, Deanna says she plans on taking the Miracle Dress down to the dry cleaners to spruce it up, showing us the limits of Lynn's research on how clothing stands up to unforgivably horrific mistreatment. She then plans to put in a pretty box with a pretty bow on it, showing us how poorly Lynn researched the correct storage of heirlooms. Mike then asks what she plans doing after that. She's sort of up in the air about what's next but is sure that a musty old crawlspace is no place for a wedding dress. His idiot response that his hockey equipment is equally precious is rebuffed by her noticing that he never uses it.

That being said, I think we all know what poor, pitiful, unmarried person she'll meet at the dry-cleaners. Hint: a year ago, the son was in her eyes.

Another new section

Again, I haven't had time to read it, but it appears to be about how culturally sensitive LJ is.

http://www.fborfw.com/features/spanish/

Also, LJ trying to convince people that she has lots and lots of friends
(I'm sorry--that's normally not my style, and I feel a little uncomfortable taking a personal shot at her, but doesn't it always seem like these sections are like, "Look! Look at my social life! At the people I hang out with! HAHA! I have so many friends!")