Just joined this comm, immediately after deleting a fborfw fan community I made some years back . Here via Comics Curmudgeon, unsurprisingly. Certainly lack the fortitude to play guest blogger, but for some reason I feel like tormenting myself by wallowing in how far my once-favorite strip has fallen. So here I am.
 It never caught on, likely because my creation of that community didn't predate the severe shark-jumping by too terribly long.
Spotts1701 here again, filling in this week for cookie while she takes a well-earned holiday. I just hope I can do a half-decent job at this...
Panel 1: Okay, I guess we're supposed to assume that the wedding and Shan...non's speech were happening at about the same time. I can roll with that. Looks like we got there just in time for the toasts. And again, we are denied the groom's name. Typical.
ETA: Apparently his name is "Brian" according to the big heart in Panel 2 (h/t to all those who pointed it out). Still would have been nice for someone to say it.
Panel 2: Did we really have to have two panels of this? It's the same boring speech that every friend makes at every wedding everywhere...
Panel 3: Father of the bride time. Nothing too bad here...
Panel 4: Hey Liz? If he's holding his head like that, you might want to ask him if he's okay, instead of prodding him to get up and talk.
Panel 5: Wow, Mason aged about 20 years from Panel 4 to Panel 5. I'm thinking he's sloshed to the gills. I would be too, if I had to put up with Liz.