May 4th, 2007

Saturday, May 5

Panel 1: Sooooo, which one of them is the spoiled princess again?

Panel 2: Liz looks twelve and is acting like it. Can't blame April for being compelled to watch.

Panel 3: She's SCREAMING? Again?! And STFU, John: not everything is "women problems." This is an "immature brat" problem. And I want you to think hard about which one of your daughters is acting this way.

Panel 4: See? April knows without being told, because that's Liz's entire world: men.

I'm actually looking forward to more strips next week about poor, poor Liz and the cruel, cruel world. I want to see just how far she diverges from reality, and how deep her denial goes.