April 14th, 2007

Sunday, April 15

Panel 1: Great. Those Wacky Pets. What is it with Pattersons, that they can't accept the fact that animals are the way they are, and do the things that they do?

Panel 2: Not that Eddy makes a conscious decision, but who cooperates with Elly any more?

Panel 3: And Butterscotch is getting her fix again.

Panel 4: Okay, I knew better than that in kindergarten. Don't carry a load so that it blocks your view of the ground in front of you. You should have been able to see him, and you should not have tripped so forcefully that your glasses fly off.

Panel 5: Again, don't put the rabbit on the carpet. All these situations can easily be avoided.

Panel 6: And screaming doesn't help.

Panel 7: Oh, so Shiimsa does climb curtains! Well, perhaps she's staging a protest: she wants to get out of this house of dysfunction by any means necessary.

Panel 8: Oh, jeez; what's that?

Panel 9: Oh, you have got to be kidding me. And this appears to have been drawn before the transformation.

Panel 10: Ha. Ha. Just what we need right now: April getting dumped on some more. And why is John's nose dripping?