July 24th, 2006

Tuesday, July 25

Panel 1: More tea and cookies. I wonder how the Missisausage job can be anything like teaching up north, except that they both take place in a classroom with kids. Or is Liz so dense that she just takes the same approach to teaching at this school as she did in Mtig, and only looks at in terms of what she does, not how the students react?

Panel 2: I can just hear Liz saying this in a breathless tone, like she's on an infomercial, describing the wonders of her electric nutmeg soother. And different needs and goals from what? Each other? The Mtig kids? If she's only teaching them remedial stuff, how does she know what the norm is?

Panel 3: She's gonna have to buy a car! OMG, I just thought of something! You know who works at an auto dealership? It's really far-fetched, I know, but I just have this funny feeling...

Panel 4: Oh wonderful. Why is it always okay for a Patterson to wave money at one of their kids, but not a Sobinski? And wipe that smirk off your face, Liz.