March 10th, 2006

Saturday, March 11

Panel 1: Crimeny crumbcake, she is still grumbling! And is Connie about to catch her terrible-informationing?

Panel 2: Oh lord. One of two things will happen. Either she'll make one phone call or send one email which will bring the entire high school to the house for an apocalyptic party, or she'll hear a noise and call Connie in a panic.

Panel 3: Uh, April? The phrase is "Thank you."

Panel 4: Well, to be fair, I can relate. I wonder if she's ever been alone after daylight hours before, let alone overnight.

Panel 5: Okay, on the one hand, that is a gross rendering. On the other, I am glad to see that she's had boobs in this strip, for the first time in who knows how long. And on the third hand, that's just what I did the first time I was left alone! However, on the fourth and final hand, I am a bit disappointed that the last line was not "I'll call Gerald!" (or Duncan or Becky or Eva). At least that way, SOMETHING would happen. This just means the same old tired "Elly an' John think April's a degenerate, but she's really so innocent she makes Mormons look hardcore."