April 18th, 2005

Tuesday, April 19

Badly drawn butts: Panel 1.

A MORSEL?! God alMIGHTY! A morsel of WHAT? Okay, I've looked it up, and it turns out that the second definition is "a tasty delicacy; a tidbit". I was under the impression that a morsel was strictly defined as a tiny, miniscule scrap of food that would only satisfy a mouse.

But still. Lynn has no clue. None whatsoever. In the first place, how many 14 y/o girls would even admit so freely that they were attracted to someone their parents knew? Secondly, what 14 y/o would say "Your new associate" as opposed to simply "Your new guy"? And third of all, why couldn't she just say "He's hot" or something to that effect? No need for more of Lynn's lame-ass attempts at "talking teen".

And of course John's stressed! Now he has competition for his inappropriate attraction to his bootylicious daughter. Guess the new guy is toast!

Meanwhile, John's remark in the first panel is so reassuring. Neither he nor Elly has to keep working. :::golf clap::: There are millions upon millions of people who don't HAVE that option. Not everyone owns their own business. And don't get me started on corporate workers who lost everything when their employers were indicted...

And does Elly have to drink tea every minute of the day? No wonder she has a problem with her sphincter.