April 5th, 2005

Tuesday, April 5

Badly drawn butts: Well, April's back is arched in an odd way in panel 4.

I'm telling you: this is not a normal 14 y/o. "Your habits don't seem to have changed"? Who talks that way?

Like the shot of John tossing a grape into his mouth. Glup! And in panel 2, April looks like the bust of Nefertiti my history teacher had on his desk.

Okay, so "Gooballs" (which sound like something out of South Park) are a reward, not junk food. Yeah, rationalizing is the way to good eating habits there, Dr. P.

Actually, that reminds me of the joke about the kid whose parents suggested he give up something for Lent, as they were doing. "We gave up liquor. Maybe you could give up candy!"

"But you had wine at dinner," kid says.

"Well, we gave up hard liquor."

"Okay then; I'll give up hard candy!"

Not a kneeslapper today. But since drama lurks around every corner in the FOOBiverse, I'm sure tomorrow Kortney will hold up the bookstore or something.