Synopsis: As Gordon takes his seat, he has to run by a gauntlet of people who ask why his face is bitched up. When it's Mike's turn to ask, he says not to because he remembers that Mike doesn't shut up and accept the super-transparent 'I fell down the stairs' bullshit he's spouting.
Summary: This leads to Brian being just a little more useless than Mike is. Whoda thunk it? Someone being less helpful than a Patterson...good thing he's Japan's problem now, right?