Synopsis: As John and Elly make plans to buy a new station wagon, Mike talks to Gordon on the phone about the unfairness of having a learner's permit if he's not permitted access to a vehicle. Because we need to be reminded that boomers fear and hate teenagers, we zoom out to see a non-sequitur joke that implies that since he's a slob, he'll wreck any car he's in.
Summary: We'll have to dredge up the Lynnsights about Lynn not being smart enough to understand that Aaron got better at cleaning when someone stopped nagging him about his room.