Synopsis: Like always, Elly takes like about five seconds to go into Raging Psycho Hose Beast Bitch From Hell mode because April won't endure colic or teething or whatever in silence. When Mike asks for a noisemaker for his holiday superspreader event, Elly plops April in his hands.
Summary: Elly needs to get the Hell over herself, doesn't she? She never does. She never will. She'll always hate April for the crime of existing and 'keeping' her from something she doesn't have it in her to do. Elly needs the same boot to the head John does for being a miser.