Synopsis: Since Gordon doesn't realize that he's the male lead in a wish-fulfilment thing about two kids who have to be sat down and told they're crazy for each other, he babbles idiotically about never being able to talk to Allyson. Mike reminds him that Tracey exists when suggesting that a good buddy and not at all female lead in said movie would gladly help. We then get a Gilligan cut wherein she asks if he's kidding her with this crap.
Summary: We're in for a sort of teaser for Liz being too stupid to understand or admit that Anthony goes BOIIIINNNG!!! whenever she walks by. This is because in fifteen days' time, we're going to be hit over the head with the fact that these two are too dim to realize that they're not only perfect for one another, they're also madly in love with each other but are distracted by evil distracting stars.