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Wednesday, 2 September 2020

The out-of-sequence one that has April hork up her baby food all over Elly after John spins her around.

(Original Publication Date, 5 October 1991)

Panel 1: We start things off with John smiling widely as he takes April for a spin.

Panel 2: He perhaps overdoes it with the spinning because as we all know, newborns get dizzy and puke stuff up right quick-like when they get spun around too much.

Panel 3: Alarm bells go off in the mind of Paul J from Saint John, New Brunswick when he hands April off to Elly for her to hold. He might have dodged the spit-up bullet but can we say the same for her?

Panel 4: As it turns out, we cannot. April says "BLURBP!" as she horks up her strained peas all over Elly's shirt.

Summary: Now, who among you share my suspicion that April will get all of the blame for this? I'm guessing all of you. Elly is a very limited thinker and is going to think that April blurbped on her out of disrespect.
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