(Original Publication Date, 2 Agust 1991)
Panel 1: We continue on with more of the writing that is so good, Martha thinks that even trying to reply would make Mike drop her because she's a simpleton when The Delicate Genius presages "And the living buried the dead" by stating that the contest was a real Who's Who of porkdom. There was 'Mudonna', 'Hulk Hoggin', 'Smell Gibson', 'Marloin Brando' and even 'Oinkle Sam.'
Panel 2: We get a visual image of the blue ribbon being awarded to the Phantom of the Slopera when Mike says that unfortunately, Hermione didn't win.
Panel 3: As we watch her gobble down the hat, Mike says that she consoled herself by eating her hat, purse and corsage.
Summary: THIS is what Martha thinks is so good, she thinks that saying anything would make Mike see her as an inferior? Seriously? She's lying, right?