dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,

Saturday, 14 December 2019

The one where John unhinges his jaw and yells because he doesn't know how big a boooooooonehead Michael is.

(Original Publication Date, 15 December 1990)

Panel 1: A while later, Mike pops in to boast to John that he got the snowblower working and (guess what) made twenty dollars.

Panel 2: Both Anne and Mrs Shout-Ou....Bergan asked him to do their driveways and he's going over to the O'Grady's in ten minutes.

Panel 3: He talks about how great it is because he bets he can do at least six places a day with that thing.

Panel 4: Since John doesn't know that it was probably either Anne or Mrs Bergan who discretely adjusted the discharge chute so that it would not re-fill the driveway with snow, John yells "HOW ABOUT DOING OURS!!!!"

Summary: This is because he doesn't know that his idiot son already did their drive-way the wrong way. Eventually, Thing One and Thing Two stole this arc and had Jeremy screw up the same damned way. Also, Lynn, Thing One and Thing Two are all boomer dipshits who are tight with THEIR money and who also see children as freeloaders because they're all mean-spirited and stupid children themselves and will die that way. Paying Mike to do the driveway is from SATAN!!!

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